Turns out "Box-O-Cocks" is a new gag gift from the makers of Bro Basket gift boxes for men. They'd appreciated A Geek Daddy's review of the Bro Basket Craft Beer Tasting Kit and thought pranking me would be the best way to say thank you. You'd think someone would send a box of cocks to suck on to someone they didn't like; but that would be a waste because I did a taste test and they're actually really delicious. So better to give them in jest than actually out of hatred because these suckers really are a sweet treat.
The Box-O-Cocks comes with six suckers in the flavors Blue Raspberry, Bubble Gum, Green Apple, Raspberry, Strawberry and Watermelon. In my opinion all the flavors are really good to eat if you can get over the image of being seen sucking a rooster on a stick. Hey! That's a better image than being caught digging into a bag of gummy dicks which is gag gift competitor of these cock suckers.
Pissed a younger brother is having a big birthday celebration serving as a huge reminder how much older than him you are; a co-worker received that promotion at work you wanted but he really much more deserved; your buddy's team beat yours for the softball rec league championship? Send them a Box-O-Cocks! Your package will be sent anonymously and if the recipient contacts the company by phone or email to ask who sent it the reply will simply be "suck a box of cocks!" Have yourself a chuckle as the person tries to figure out who sent the gag gift.
Since these suckers actually are a tasty treat they are meant to jest someone in an amusing way rather than take a real angry dig at them. If you have a bro that you want to tell to go suck a cock send them a Box-O-Cocks. Hopefully you both will get a laugh out of the experience. This is a prank that is sure to get someone's attention!
While Box-O-Cocks is meant to be a good natured jab at a friend, if you have an antagonist who really gets under your skin throwing some poop there way may be some better revenge. Poop Senders allegedly harvests the stuff from farms and zoos to send out anonymously to people's enemies. Select from Cow Dung, Elephant Crap, or Gorilla Poop to be dropped off at someone's doorstep. Ugh! That is one stinky way to find out you've made an enemy!
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